Triple fines!

By John | Russian | Australia | Melbourne | March 27, 2020

Melbourne in the night. I was drunk but not too much. I was walked on the street with my bootle of whisky without the paper bag (In Australia, it's forbidden). Police caught me and they gave me 3 fines! For "Alcohol advertising", "Alcohol consumption on the public highway" and "Drunkenness on the public highway". As says N.W.A: FUCK THA POLICE! TFP


These are good shoes that said

By Benoit Demortier | French | Argentina | El Chalten | March 27, 2020

It's time for a road trip of 6 months in South America! Youpi!!! 2 weeks after my arrival, I have an inflammation of my feet tendons because of my mountain trekking shoes (fuck Decathlon) that I bought 100 euros before my trip. I pay a new pair of mountain trekking shoes (long life to Salomon) and to heal, for 2 weeks, I have to wear flip-flop. I do the trek of Fitz Roy in flip-flop! (8 hours). TFP


Always checking

By CΓ©line | French | Argentina | Potrerillos | March 27, 2020

I was in Mendoza with a friend, we decided to go to Potrerillos for one day, one night. The day after, we learnt that there was no autobus because it was a public holiday in Argentina. But we had a plane the afternoon to go to Iguazu. Panic! We did hitch hiking and we arrived just in time... TFP


A road trip cancelled

By Josephine | French | New Zealand | Hamilton | March 24, 2020

Super enthusiastic, We left from Auckland to started a 1-month long campervan trip. 45 minutes later our van broke down on the unique highway in New Zealand. We started inch hiking... 24 hours later, we came back in Auckland, no more van, it was too expensive to fix it... The shortest road trip ever. TFP


Too much pride

By Martin | French | Mauritius | Flic en Flac | March 23, 2020

Arrived in Mauritius 3 weeks ago. My first party is tonight. I need to be fresh and clean, and drink a few beers to be on fire in the club. I meet this beautiful girl in the VIP area. We look each other, and we decide to talk. She then invites me to join her. I say Β« no I’m not a vip guy Β» and I keep dancing. Mistake, 5 minutes later she’s gone and I eat my burger on my own. Sad. I didn't want to do the easy man, I am stupid! TFP


Monoski by obligation

By Marc | French | France | Risoul | March 23, 2020

20 years that I have bought my skis. I took a cable car from the ski station. I arrived at the top of the mountain, 2750m. I started the descent. 2 minutes later, I broke my left ski! I descended all the mountain with one ski! My thigh was in fire at the end ahah! TFP


Speaking too quickly

By Esteban | French | France | Marseille | March 23, 2020

Marseille. I rented a car for the weekend. I arrived in front of my friend's house. I found a parking place directly, I am so happy. One hour later, when I came back on the parking place, the car wasn't there anymore. I looked around me and... I saw that I parked my car in front of the police station! TFP


I need trading lessons

By Louis | French | Turkey | Istanbul | March 23, 2020

I was in the souk. I saw a beautiful wood box, the seller told me that it painted by hand, beautiful piece. I negotiated with the seller: 20 euros instead of 60 euros. I bought it. 10 minutes later, I saw exactly the same wood box. I asked the price: 5 euros... TFP


Pay two for one

By Federico | Portuguese | Peru | Lima | March 23, 2020

Airport of Lima, I presented my plane ticket to go to BogotΓ‘. The airline company staff told me that I couldn't take the plane without a return ticket but I don't how long I will stay in Colombia! I had to buy it with the Wifi of the airport. I never took this plane. I lost 150 dollars. TFP


Stronger than the storm

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Berri | March 23, 2020

Berri. I camp in front of the lake. It's the storm of the year. Each minute, I hear a thunderclap with gusts of winds over 100km/h. Suddenly BAM! The wind has broken my tent, metal rods are broken. I am staying under my crushed tent until the morning. Best night ever! TFP


Love before everything

By Anonymous | French | Colombia | Cartagena | March 19, 2020

I meet an Australian girl, we pass 3 days together. The last night, we kiss, we want to finish the night together, the tomorrow, she leaves the country. But we sleep in a dormitory and not in the same youth hostel. it's 4am. We ask 3 hotels, all the receptionists refuse. After the last refusal, we kiss in the street, into the wall, obscured by a tree and... we make love! Great moment until... the arrival of the Colombians cops. I propose them a bribe. They refuse. Fine of 100€: el ciudadano se sorprende teniendo acto sexual en via pΓΊblica con la seΓ±orita... TFP!


Fast and Furious Robinvale Drift

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Robinvale | March 7, 2020

A Few kilometers from the city of Robinvale, my friend Yann learn me to drift like Sean Boswell! It's AMAZING! Fast and Furious Robinvale Drift my boys!!! A few moments later, cops are there. Conclusion: fine of 361$.


French credit card suck

By Melissa | French | Nepal | Katmandou | March 19, 2020

Arrived in Nepal, no cash money. I took a taxi to go directly to my hotel. The address are tricky and if you are not local it is very tough to know where you are going. I told the taxi man I add to withdraw some money to pay him. BUT... you never know how an ATM looks like in country. And here in Nepal... wow... 5 ATM in a room, 1 working. My french credit card didn't work. I had warn my bank but no money coming out of the ATM... here with no money, I'am fucked. TFP


Always ask nationality first…

By Simon | French | Spain | Barcelone | March 18, 2020

I am in a nightclub, a little drunk, in Barcelona. The perfect place to practice my English and meet people. I find a pretty partner to discuss, I pay her a drink and after 10 minutes I ask her his nationality. She is French too and... she decides to stop speaking with me, she leaves TFP


“The swedish are all nice!”

By Camille | French | Sweden | Linkoping | March 17, 2020

At the end of a rave party in Sweden, I went back with my friends by bike when on the road we stopped in a macdo to eat. Believing that Sweden was a very safe country and maybe still because of alcohol we left our bikes right in the middle of the bike path... Oddly coming back the bikes were no longer there... We came back on foot...TFP


Brittle feet

By Benoit Demortier | French | Indonesia | Gili Island | March 7, 2020

I want to go around the island. The weather is good, I decide to walk without shoes. After one hour, other side of the island, the ground is fucking HOT and there is no shadow anymore. Each step is painful. I am waiting in a small shadow area, looking for a solution. I see a local man, I ask him to buy his flip-flop, he refuses, I increase the price, he accepts for 10€! for sure, it's his daily wages, great for him TFP!


The city center or the campus?

By Polo | French | Ireland | Dublin | March 15, 2020

I have the opportunity to go to Dublin as an Erasmus student. In France, I used to live in the suburb very far from the city center and thus far from the many student parties. So when my new Irish university offers me a room in the campus very far from the city center, I refuse. When I arrive in Dublin, I take an expansive flat downtown... but all friends that I meet, live on the campus with all the others students and they party there... TFP


Coronavirus, fuck you!

By Gringo | French | France | Grand Massif | March 15, 2020

I booked my winter holidays for skiing, I bought my stuff, I did 8h of driving to arrive late on Saturday and I hear from news that every ski station has to close from Sunday... Fuck coronavirus. TFP


An greedy ant

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Berri | March 13, 2020

Berri. I am in front of the lake. Everything is peaceful. ARGH! A fucking red ant has bite my dick! TFP


Big mouth, small cock

By Sam | French | USA | Miami | March 13, 2020

Miami with my girlfriend, I play the guy who knows the city (while not at all), I suggest her discovering places where tourists never go. We find ourselves in the ghetto, a sudden rain falls, we seek shelter under a bus stop surrounded by gang members: they come to harass us by asking us full of questions: "who fucking are you?". Finally, nothing happened, I learn later that my white t-shirt saved us because it means that you do not belong to any gang.