Fuck sprains

By Matthieu | French | France | Montpellier | March 13, 2020

Making a bad sprain 3 days before going on a road trip on the west coast of the United States, with hikes planned in National Parks... I arrived in USA with crutches ... TFP

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Too far in the night

By Pedrolinho | French | Colombia | BogotΓ‘ | March 13, 2020

Big party in BogotΓ‘. I am not only drunk but I am also well charged (cocaine), I see a girl and decide to go back with her to my flat. Inside, we drink more and we take more cocaine. We pass a wonderful night! When I wake up few hours laters, I smell something really bad ... I open up my eyes and I see that she left some little shitty presents all over my place .. DISGUSTING! TFP

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No working ATM

By François Debain | French | Iran | Teheran | March 13, 2020

I went to Iran from Armenia by bus in 2013 with a few US dollars and my Visa debit card in my pocket. It's only when I was in Teheran that I realized the western banking system wasn't working in the country! TFP

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Who has photocoped

By Cassou | French | Slovenia | Ljubljana | March 9, 2020

Everything was planned and already paid. But we were stuck in Ljubljana because we forgot our driving licence in the copy machine. TFP.

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Patience is a virtue

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Adelaide | March 7, 2020

I loaned 400$ to someone that I have met in Australia who was in difficulty. We have travelled 2 weeks together. I am waiting my money. It was in April 2014. TFP

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4 stupid French

By Lorgi | French | Spain | Barcelona | March 7, 2020

During a trip with my best friends, we decide to book an Airbnb. Everything is perfect. We go back drunk and... we realize that we slammed the door without keys! We had to spend all night in the hallway of the building... TFP    

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Tinder, but who is Pham?

By Lorgi | French | Vietnam | Saigon | March 7, 2020

Tinder, such a nice place to discover the most beautiful girl in Vietnam. I crush with Pham, beautiful pictures! I meet her in a bar, when I arrive, I realize that Pham is a trans with a loud voice... Such a nice and interesting date ahah. TFP

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Hello Kid, what do you need?

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Around Mildura | March 7, 2020

I arrive with my friend Yann to a small city near Mildura in the middle of the night, we don't want to pay a hostel so we decide to sleep in the small house of the playground of the city's park. The morning, a howl wakes us up! A child is playing on the playground, he is entered in the small house! He sees us and panics, howls and runs direction to his mom. he is terrify and he is crying! "Mom! Mom, who are they? Tramps?" Big discomfort. TFP

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Sleep watered

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Berri | March 7, 2020

I am looking for a place to sleep tonight. I find a beautiful and confortable grass: The field of the Glossop High School. It's holiday, so there is nobody. I sleep under the stars, without my tent, the weather is perfect. TFP! The automatic watering has started!

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Christmas? It’s for rich people

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Melbourne | March 7, 2020

Melbourne, CBD, 19th December, for one night in a 4 bed room in a youth hostel... I pay 47$... 47 DOLLARS! TFP

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Short memory

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Adelaide | March 7, 2020

I have been in Australia for 7 months and it's the seventheenth time of my trip that I forgot my shower gel in the bathrooms of the youth hostels. TFP

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The sky is a joker

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | South Australia | March 7, 2020

I am on the road in South Australia, I live in my car. It starts to rain. I take my shower with the rain. Suddenly, the rain stops. all my body is covered by shower gel! TFP

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I love customs

By Bat Malle | French | USA | San Diego | March 5, 2020

I live in San Diego, with my friends, we decide to take a trip of 4 days to Rosarito. Everything is going well until the return, after spending 4 hours in line at the border, the agents decide to keep me aside. I actually have a visa extension valid for 6 more months but it is not on my passport (I forgot it in my flat in San Diego). After long negotiations not to be sent back to France, I manage to get a temporary visa valid for one week that I pay 600 euros... The worst ? The new visa has cancelled the last one ! After 7 days, I have to leave my job and back in France... TFP.

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Get fooled by the jet lag

By May | French | France | Paris | March 4, 2020

After one year traveling I'm back to France. All my family want to welcome me back at the airport. But when I arrive nobody was there... I told them I arrive one day after...! Didn't read properly my flight ticket had get fooled by the jet lag. TFP

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The Indonesian honesty

By Benoit Demortier | French | Indonesia | Denpasar | March 3, 2020

I get out form the airport. I ask a taximan to find me a hostel near the nightclub area, after 35 minutes of driving, he drop me in front of a beautiful hostel. And he asks me 25 dollars for the ride. I pay. 5 minutes later, I ask the receptionist: How long by car is the airport? 10 minutes. And what's is the price to go there? 4 dollars... ? TFP

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Airplane ticket dates

By Melissa | French | Australia | Melbourne | March 3, 2020

Haven’t read correctly my travel ticket. Arrived 1 day after the written date. My host family came the day before, of course I wasn’t there as I was on the plane. Arrived at Melbourne airport, no host family to pick me up... because they came the day before. Always make sure you consider jet lag in your plan parameters. TFP

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Very bad trip

By Romy | French | USA | Fort Lauderdale | March 3, 2020

On my way to Managua in Nicaragua, I got arrested and locked in a room at the US borders for a problem with my Esta. They kept me in for 21 hours with only water and cereal bars to eat. The next day they sent me back to France after a 9h stopover in Oslo. So I travelled from Friday morning to Sunday night for... Nothing.

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Invest to lose better

By Benoit Demortier | French | Australia | Robinvale | March 2, 2020

Melbourne, I buy a car Ford Falcon V6 : 1 200$. One month later, the gearbox is dead, the price of the reparation ? 1 200$. TFP

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Ass head

By Benoit Demortier | French | Colombia | Bogota | March 2, 2020

I am in the toilets of a museum. I understand after pooping that there is no paper... Nowhere and there is nobody. I want to send a message to my friend who are visiting the museum, there is no network. I use the copy of my ID to clean myself. I used my own face to clean my ass. TFP.

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Bomber pigeon

By Benoit Demortier | French | Argentina | San Juan | March 2, 2020

Standing in line at the cash machine. Receiving the poop from a pigeon on the head. Hearing all laughter from residents. TFP

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